Submitted by StaceyDiamond on Wed, 2009/05/20 - 7:09pm

So, today the lovely lady next door threatened me with assault because I told her I didn't think her children, who pee and poop everywhere, at their mother's request, to be playing on my porch. The woman claims she has a long crimonal history and although she has been clean 3 years,she would not care to mess up again if I tell her how to raise her kids. (She actually says "pee on that tree" when their house is a couple of feet away)The whole family doesn't care to take neighbor's flowers and other lawn things and last month her husband left me a bag of his mother-in-laws used bras on my porch at 2am. At this point I would welcome living by the proposed homeless housing!

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StaceyDiamond's picture

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Is controversial stuff not involving Bush just moved? I don't want this to go away. I put it up for part to be funny and partly because I am scared of my neighbors and think it deserves to stay around.

Up Goose Creek's picture

Neighbors

Well if you were a homeowner you might take consolation that they were keeping your property taxes low, As it is, they probably keep your rent low.

Poor kids probably need attention, that's why they are on your porch.

Wierd about the bras.... I'm guessing you like to lounge on the porch in a relaxed mode and that offends someones sensibilities. Interesting way to drop a hint.

StaceyDiamond's picture

bras etc

No, I wear bras, I just think the guy was wanting to piss off his wife or they are just that stupid to think I'd want their used bras that smell like smoke. Rent is low, but at a price. BTW, you hear about in times of foreclosures some homeowners need someone just to stay at their property to show it or whatever. If anyone has a good safe place they could trade for work or below market rent as a favor I could use it, seriously.

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